I am a KANSAN who has relocated to Elizabethtown, Pennsylvania. Being from Kansas I have heard every Kansas joke there is, but for fun:
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...and I have the posts to prove it!
I am a Registered Nurse in emergency nursing, an encouraging wife to my assistant professor husband, I go to the market (instead of the grocery store), and still keep a german shorthair pointer and two cats alive, as well as enjoy the house maintenance of an almost 90 yr old home.